Priest and His Baby

[isaac9h]

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80514069/noi that van phong

 

[BrainEater]

hmm a bit funny, but also a bit shallow and lame. it just tells how retarded people can be. especially religious people lol... :shock:

but yeah then again it's just a joke right??... anyway the comic style or so from some persons is getting on my nerves. they always think they're oh so smart or whatnot. and it's like they're often manipulators or so.. i dunno lol... just saying to be careful so that you don't get fooled by stupid people. retardism seems to be the new religion along with capitalism.. so watch out...
but hmm maybe i haven't fully understood the joke but yeah anyway lol...sorry for seeming a bit negative or so... i'm just a bit pissed and down lol... :razz: :-o



peace

 

[Massey89]

Now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church :))