How to scream like a Nazgul

[Nomada]

Do you know how to breath like Darth Vader? You push, slightly, the lower end of the mouth of your throat upwards. The air in and out of your lungs starts being audible and with great cognitive resolution I might add. If you have at least made a little Hatha Yoga you'll instantly know what I mean.

It usually doesn't sound if you don't want to, but you can introduce your voice into this breathing and you can whistle. Blow the air out of your lungs and inhale with great force, the sound that comes out is inhuman. If you catch someone in the dark with this noiz you can make them shit in their pants.

I'm still looking in bibliographic resources whether it can sore up or even damage the mouth of the throat. My guess is it doesn't but one never knows, be careful. Handle with care.

exhale and enjoy...

[EDIT] I don't do it often: there is a air halo of divinity, specifically divine wrath which allows me to get motivated to scream like this only when the hearts speaks in that circuit--which is not very often. I can do it pretty loud, to almost deafening decibels.

 

[restin]

lower end of the mouth of your throat upwards

I never knew my throat had a mouth :lol:

 

[Crimzen]

the sound that comes out is inhuman. If you catch someone in the dark with this noiz you can make them shit in their pants.

LOL

 

[Nomada]

I never knew my throat had a mouth

just below the farthest place you can see into yourself when you wide open your mouth in front of the mirror.

 

[????????]

hehehe it really sounds like those nazguls things. it reminds me of this sound i can make, although i don't have a name for it. it's done by putting the lips on your completely opened palm, like giving a kiss, and then sucking air as quickly as you can. the trick is controlling the amount of air flow into your mouth by adjusting the position of your palm, letting in just the necessary air as required. if you get it right it sounds as if an otherworldly demon is opening a space-time fabric-tearing vortex portal by materializing itself next to you. as to catching people in the dark with it: if you can pull it off as loud as i can i certify that they will, at least, pee themselves a little.

 

[Nomada]

Blow air and spit through you lips carefully controling how tense they are. If you loosen them one sounds like an engine, but if you tense them and start spiting it forms, specially if done laying down mouth up, a little fountain of bubbles. Some babies do it for fun actually.

The vibrating lips get red and you feel funny if done for a while, specially if you are taking full breaths with it. I started to laugh.

One can do a similar thing with the whole jaw and one sounds like a bee. This time, the vibration is felt all over the skull. Very pleasant, like the stroke of midnight of a violet.

 

[Mr.Smith]

LOL!

bored Nomada?

 

[Nomada]

Sometimes I lay on bed, in darkness, and in between long inhalations I chant. Not any known words, only sounds; carousel glossolalia.

I usually start with "mmmmmm" or "aaaaaaaaaaa" and continue modifying the mouth, jaw and throat contractions to obtain different ondulations. After half an hour or so I cannot help a little green and yellow, fluffy symphony, with my bedroom ceiling as canvas. Only I cannot longer think there is a ceiling in front of me, a bottomless pit instead, in which far away topazes seem to converge in a titanic egg shaped net with my body as center.

 

[Forkbender]

^I used to do that too, but my girlfriend doesn't like it.

 

[Nomada]

she starts to feel weird too?

 

[Forkbender]

Worse. She wakes up.

 

[GOD]

"How to scream like a Nazgul"

I do that when i sit down fast with tight trousers on .