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svandamme

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14 Mar 2005
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we used to hang out with a bunch of friends, always get together before clubbing ( to roll a stash of joints for the night) and then return to the same place after clubbing to chill out...

one day , 8h00 in the morning ,i'm the last one to leave(again) and i'm all mellow on E... and it was warm inside, and the friends who owned the house were so friendly , so i asked if i could sleep it off there... no problem she get's out a blanket , tucks me in and i'm feeling quite at home, doze off floating on a cloud...

i wake up at 11h00, still mellow as a pig in the mud... but there's some folks in there ..and i recognize 2 faces ... cops !! i'm trying to get my act togeher, trying to figure out whether or not i have any dope left on me... they aren't talking to me , i'm not talking either, and they talk to the friends of mine...


turns out it was her dad, and her uncle... both cops, just on a sunday morning visit ...and she had cleaned up the place, hid the stash, and aired the room all while i was still floating in my sleep :grin:
 

Psilocybin

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a few days ago, i was really high. Me and some school mates had been smoking alot of joints during lunch break. When we went to our classes again the thc really started to hit me in a very strange way. meanwhile one of my teachers started talking to me when she ran in to me in the yard, i dont remember what she was saying but i remember i was making a huge effort to talk back at her without having her to notice. Good thing that she didnt stayed there, i started to see the colors blurring for a few seconds, it was really weird, and as soon as she left i grabed myself to one of my friends and laughed my ass out... :) by the way, she didn't noticed anything ;)
 

Brakkie

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29 Juil 2005
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Me and a friend of mine had an hour off at school so we went to the park and rolled a big fat White Widow + Superpolm joint hehe... We really wanted to trip our balls of during chemistry class so there we go smoking... I hadn't eaten all day long (5 hours) so the joint really kicked in! We finished it and we went back to school... After about 5 mins class started... That's when everything turned bad... I was starting to sweat and turn pale... then everything started to spin around and I knew that I was about to pass out... LOl I knew I couldn't pass out there so I asked a friend of mine who was sitting next to me (he was sober) if he could give me some food and especially food with lots of sugar... so he grabbed a chocolate bar and gave it to me... I was having lots of troubles to get it unwrapped so this friend of mine unwrapped it... I was fighting to stay upright and not pass out... Eventually after I ate the chocolate I started to feel better and then laughed my ass off for what had happened and for all the notes my teacher was writing in front of the class... I didn't seem to understand it at the time hehe
 

McAdam

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30 Sept 2005
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The first time me and some friends bought a 0.5g 10x salvia extract, we couldn't use it for a while. And in the "while", the friend who was supposed to keep it reported it as "lost".
A week later, he announce he found our extract and that he will bring it to the university. Once there, in order to prevent the possible loss of the extract, we decided to some it just in front on the university but still in the perimeter of the university. In france, and since Napoleon, police as not right to enter in a university if nobody calls for them, and so we were used to find in this place the kind of mind peace that don't lead to paranoid behaviour (I remember smoking in front of cops just protected by the fences of knowledge ;). But things have somehow changed since but that not what i am here to report.
After searching for what we needed to do the bang (we ended using pure very little joint to burn and smoke the salvia) and after sharing the first one and not feeling nothing except what is described as the first step in salvia's effects, we decided to cut what we had left (3/4) in three (the 3 who bought it).
One of my friend took it first, and had a pretty nice trip 3-4 on 6 ladder. Then my other friend wanted to take the next turn. I reprepared the bang while the first user was running to talk to friends about his experience. When he came back, the other took it. After tooking the whole thing, he stood up and instantely fall on is back and then moving on his back as if something was in is tee-shirt and that was irritating, and to be deliver himself from it he acted like a animal (who roll on his back to get rid of fleas or anything irritating the back). 2 Minutes later he was doing so against a tree, like bear would but always talking about some bullshits he was taking very seriously. The wild dance and speech had gathered ten or so other friends, and we were all laughthing out loud. But by that time we hadn't see the whole show.
A friend who was sitting just a few meters (2) away must have appeared to my light-headed friend as a peace island and then he sit down next to my peacefull-looking-friend and hold him by both arms while saying things like : "I like your shoulder (he was wearing synthetic polar tissu)...i so soft (he was then moving is head in order to fill the softness on is whole face)....i like you...you are my friend..it too soooft.....i would like to be there forever..." At this moment my peacefull-looking-friend was more than embaressed both by the speech and the fact to have a drug-crazed friend loving your shoulder. And of course, everyone was laughthing.
That why i finally took the thing back to my place, and smoked it alone. I didn't wanted to be as ridicoulous as my friends had been moments before. There was to much people not to feel at least tense for a first try, that why during my friends experiments i tryed to gives them the securated space he needed for having a good, or at least not so bad, trip, and even if i have had a lot of fun & laughthing watching them going wild.

McAdam
 

RoyalBlood

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19 Nov 2004
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Once i ve been with a fried to Maastricht taking shrooms and stuff, we ate so god damn much of that stuff till we where really spaced out on the streets (got no hotel because all the money went to a special smartshop...) and one thing i remember was we where walking like the "superalcoholics" and talking about what we see

I had a really funny optical and started talking about how these shrooms bang my brain,that the streets moving and the people look like :think:...strange..and then i first looked up (i had my head down because i had to laugh so bad) in this conversation and looked into the eyes of and old couple of,shit, germans they looked at me too but in what a way... i turned around and my friend was leaning on a wall and had to fight not to fall down becaue of laughting...
i light up a cigarette looked again in the eyes of these to suckers..said something about "shrooms ok!" and walked away

i hope i confused them a lot because i don"t give (gave) a fuck it was too funny...
 

CryingOutLoud

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11 Mai 2005
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This did not happen while I was high, but its still amazing:

It was night, me and my friend decided to go to some bars to get drunk, because we didn't have any hash. We walked on the main street, there were really much people. We walked near one restaurant, and there was some guy (probably 40 years old) who whispered "hash, hash" to everyone that walked by. I was like wtf! I asked "how much?" And he said "follow me." I followed him across the street to a casino. We got into the WC of the casino and he said "how much do you have?" I said "just 20€" then this one security guard from the casino got into the WC and said "no drug dealing here." We were like omg and got out. He gave me some good moroccoan hash, I think it was around 6 grams. This would not be crazy if cannabis would be legal in Spain, but it isnt. Police is really bringing drug dealers down.

We did not have any pipes or bongs (customs took my budbomb and glass pipe in Finland) so we mixed the hash with some spices. :grin: That nigh we were high! :high:
 

lucasdr

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18 Sept 2005
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I heard that everyone in Spain smokes cannabis, even more people than in Holland. Is that true?
 

CryingOutLoud

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11 Mai 2005
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I have read that people in Holland smoke less cannabis than people in other european countries. Im not sure though.

Everytime I look out from my window, I see two cannabis plants growing from someones balcony, opposite to our house. :high:

Cannabis is grew and used (and sold :smirk:) very openly here. :upsidedown:
 

lucasdr

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18 Sept 2005
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That's true, but the people that smoke, do it very often, because they can get it easily
 

Snapinho

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holland is somewhere in the middle. i believe france and russia (in europe at least, in the us its even highre!) are topping the list.
let me see if i can provide yuo guys with some proof ;)
 

FannieBouchard

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hello .. the time you start thinking deeply about situations it bears over mind a great impact and as its result you may begin forming several unusual images in front of you which has nothing to do with reality but you are catching it up due to your mental distress..
 

Arkadiy

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Yes well said. It normally happens to most of us. And if it get in high intensity one may behave abnormally. Actually stress is something vvery very dangerous for our mental and physical health as well. So all of us must try to be relaxed and happy :) best of luck.
 

adetheproducer

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Agreed, stress is bad news both biologically and mentally. We react differently than our normal personality and ride a constant adrenaline trip ready to run or beating the sh*t out of who ever is in front of you, but don't. Your higher conscience stops you from doing this and the mental turmoil begins. Not fun and it speads. The world just needs to role a fat one and chill out.
 

Abej^a G.

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in my opinion putin is an idiot!
and Joe Strummer is the best musician of all time!! :heart: :rock: :heart:
SANDINISTA 4 EVER!!!!
 

badilo

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hi can any explane what has happened to the moved threads in the dmt section? they all lead to the same thread
 

Abej^a G.

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for the simple reason that they talk about the same topic of conversation
 

badilo

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there are loads of threads that cover the same topics but they dont get deleted
 

Abej^a G.

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you can say which are they? =D we can merge them!
 

Gingerstones

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I'm new on here, I'm a curious guy, had all sorts of trips.... But this one, ..... Good name for a website!! Psychonaut, in deed and thought!!
 
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