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Holofractale de l'hypervérité
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A salvia trip is shorter, yes; but don't think for a second that it's anything like any other drug.
If mushrooms were a woman, she'd be very attractive and sweet. After you got to know her, she might invite you back to her place for sweet, sweet love making and then she'd give you a nice back rub afterwards. In the morning, she'd make you breakfast.
Salvia would be an ugly bitch, probably around 35 years old who wears clothes designed for much younger girls. She'd be like "Hey, wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle" then she takes you back to your place where she drinks all your beer and liquor, steals money out of your wallet while you're in the bathroom, falls asleep before you can screw her, and then wants you to call her a cab in the morning, even though the bitch has your money.
Fuck that bitch, yo.
If mushrooms were a woman, she'd be very attractive and sweet. After you got to know her, she might invite you back to her place for sweet, sweet love making and then she'd give you a nice back rub afterwards. In the morning, she'd make you breakfast.
Salvia would be an ugly bitch, probably around 35 years old who wears clothes designed for much younger girls. She'd be like "Hey, wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle" then she takes you back to your place where she drinks all your beer and liquor, steals money out of your wallet while you're in the bathroom, falls asleep before you can screw her, and then wants you to call her a cab in the morning, even though the bitch has your money.
Fuck that bitch, yo.