A few weeks ago they put grass all over Trafalgar Square. You know, regular grass.

And it looked SO NICE!!! But it was just for some kind of event, and after two days, they took the grass away again.
Translation below.
Dirk: "Hey neighbour! Lost a contact lense?"
Neighbour: "No mr. Ringthebelltwice, I'm removing the grass from between the tiles."
Dirk: "But on a Sunday afternoon like this you could also lie down on the couch, go to the bar, jack off 30 times, polish all your shoes, and you decide to remove the grass from between the tiles?"
Neighbour: "Yes, that way our pavement looks neat again."
Dirk: "But why are you removing the grass on my part of the pavement?"
Neighbour: "Because that's polite. I am a nice neighbour."
Dirk: "Yes, but we think grass between our tiles looks really beautiful!! We love nature!! Especially grass!!"
Neighbour: "Okay, okay, fine, I'll quit."
Dirk: "No! Put it back!"
Neighbour: "You're not expecting me to put these blades of grass back do you?"
Dirk: "Otherwise I'm calling the cops!"
Desiree: "What is our neighbour doing?"
Dirk: "He's putting blades of grass between our tiles again."
Desiree: "But that doesn't look neat does it?"
Dirk: "Shhhh!!!"
Neighbour: "I hate this Sunday!"