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"One of the major risks of marijuana is that it can function as a "gateway drug". Frequent and even casual users may become fascinated with gates, and as their dependency deepens, they may move on to more elaborate kinds of entries, including arches, turnstiles, and even portcullises. For this reason, it is prudent to remove the gate from your garden. Otherwise, you may find yourself suddenly beset upon by a reeking mob of spaced-out hippies, who will proceed to trample your flowers and engage in long, philosophical conversations with your garden gnomes. "

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Many pages of funny pics, if ur a Star Wars fan:

http://www.icanhasforce.com

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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
-Im going to be the next hitler Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
- why the clown
-See? no one cares about the jews
-lmao
-Jesus Saves
-pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
Egger: Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
 

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7 year old, 'tripping':
 

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this is increadibly funny. its also EXTREMELY offensive. you were warned
LOL, I remember that one. It's gross!! :lol:
 

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CaduceusMercurius a dit:
7 year old, 'tripping':

Wow, he will become a serious psychonaut when he's a little older :p

But serious, medicine from the dentist? Man, that unbelievable.
 

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Two dogs were watching someone doing break dance . The one said to the other "If we did that they would worm us " .

From Bill Clinton .
 

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