Schwanke668
Alpiniste Kundalini
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- 25/12/10
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Partial tongue in cheek humor with some serious tones.
Sometimes its good to take humor seriously.
COMPONENT: 1 generic onion.
PURPOSE: Demonstration oneness of all by treating common household situation as mind altering experience.
PREPERATION: Sliced the onion in half and then each half into half and then into medium sized pieces.
CONSUMED: 1 half first in sections building up to larger chunks at once.
REPORT:
Noticed at first that this onion was HOT compared to my normal tastes. The first few pieces induced a typical response and nothing particularly interesting.
Wanting to experiment further I took a larger dose consuming about 1/8th the onion in several bites chewing as fast as possible.
After finishing the consumption the heat set in and my mouth was on FIRE. The fire built up for about 3 to 5 seconds before I went into what seems like a fight or flight flight state as I disconnected from myself and my mouth was completely calm and painless for about 6 seconds until I returned and then the heat continued but died gradually leaving a painful residue.
Drinking powerade zero seemed to help somewhat however probably more psychologically then literally as it seemed to mostly wash the oil around my mouth and even it out.
The Second Half dose was done about half an hour later and had the same process except that I tried randomly mixing herb crackers in with the onion to see if it could alter the waveform of the intensity. Assuming that the crackers would somewhat absorb some of the oils and possibly take them into ingestion faster was hoping to see an effect of lowering the peak without raising the valley too much.
Seemed to have a very mild effect but not enough to be of any serious use.
Sometimes its good to take humor seriously.

COMPONENT: 1 generic onion.
PURPOSE: Demonstration oneness of all by treating common household situation as mind altering experience.
PREPERATION: Sliced the onion in half and then each half into half and then into medium sized pieces.
CONSUMED: 1 half first in sections building up to larger chunks at once.
REPORT:
Noticed at first that this onion was HOT compared to my normal tastes. The first few pieces induced a typical response and nothing particularly interesting.
Wanting to experiment further I took a larger dose consuming about 1/8th the onion in several bites chewing as fast as possible.
After finishing the consumption the heat set in and my mouth was on FIRE. The fire built up for about 3 to 5 seconds before I went into what seems like a fight or flight flight state as I disconnected from myself and my mouth was completely calm and painless for about 6 seconds until I returned and then the heat continued but died gradually leaving a painful residue.
Drinking powerade zero seemed to help somewhat however probably more psychologically then literally as it seemed to mostly wash the oil around my mouth and even it out.
The Second Half dose was done about half an hour later and had the same process except that I tried randomly mixing herb crackers in with the onion to see if it could alter the waveform of the intensity. Assuming that the crackers would somewhat absorb some of the oils and possibly take them into ingestion faster was hoping to see an effect of lowering the peak without raising the valley too much.
Seemed to have a very mild effect but not enough to be of any serious use.