LSD Temperature Issues

[rainowsurfer]

SWIM was driving 18 hits wrapped thoroughly in aluminum back to his home town. He was pulled over for being an idiot so he quickly put them up his anus. He was then searched thoroughly and allowed to continue on his way. He knows lsd deteriorates very quickly in light, oxygen, heat, and moisture. All of this happened 44 hours ago. He then took a dump 28 hours ago and nothing was in it. He is hoping to get it next he goes to the bathroom. The question is when SWIM finally retrieves it, will the lsd be completely useless or is there a chance he might get a trip or two out of the 18 hits. He isn't expecting much considering the human body has an internal temperature of 96.

 

[drizzit]

So how'd it turn out I'm just thinkin you had to find out yourself since joined new the answer no offence at all

 

[poorfish]

Were one to wager a guess, it would be that somewhere in the neighborhood of T+ ~48hrs, rainbowsurfer began 'finding himself' in a very, very, very literal sense of the expression.

If I am correct, we may presume that he also found the answer to his original question ("will this LSD still be viable?") at precisely the same moment.

If It was good acid (and not, "let's eat a ten strip just to make sure we 'get there' " acid), then it's not out of the realm of possibility that young rainbowsurfer is still out looking for wherever he misplaced himself along the way.


Alliterative possibilities aside, putting acid in your ass isn't a very good idea unless its wrapped in something a little more protective (and waterproof) than tinfoil.

Here's hoping yonder tripper didn't just get sent to the hospital with stomach pains and have to explain how a ball of brightly colored paper wrapped in Reynolds Heavy Duty foud it's way into his upper colon.

(pro tip: tin foil can become sharp and/or pointy when forced into confined spaces. Next time cut your losses and just throw the shit out the window, kid)

 

[ophiuchus]

if a cop sees you, their gonna see you throw some shit out the window...