Hippie Jokes

[Forkbender]

So. Are there any good hippie-jokes around?

I'll start:

Q: Why do hippies wave their arms around when they dance?

A: To keep the music out of their eyes.

 

[Lion]

lmao

 

[phalaris]

I'll remember that one next time I'm dancing :)

 

[Caduceus Mercurius]

How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house?

He's still there.

 

[Guest]

How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house?

He's still there.

I rofled :D

(Check your PM, Cad' ;) )

 

[HeartCore]

Q: Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

A: He was too far out!


Q:How do you hide money from a hippie?

A:Put it under the soap


Q: How do you keep a loaded hippie, busy for hours?
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[Guest]

ahahahahaha...very nice jokes! i particulary enjoyed that last one from HC.

 

[Guest]

ahahahahaha...very nice jokes! i particulary enjoyed that last one from HC.

I still haven't reached the answer :?

 

[Lion]

ahahahahaha...very nice jokes! i particulary enjoyed that last one from HC.

I still haven't reached the answer :?

hahahaha roflmao

 

[Forkbender]

Q: Why did so many hippies move to Oregon?

A: They heard there was no work there.

 

[ararat]

So. Are there any good hippie-jokes around?

I'll start:

Q: Why do hippies wave their arms around when they dance?

A: To keep the music out of their eyes.

hahahaha, this is one of the best jokes I've heard in the last time :D

I don't know any now, unfortunately

 

[Maxi]

ROFLLMAO :weedman:

 

[Guest]

even better: ROTFLMAOOLWLTTMHMLWIMMOVAW!

 

[Maxi]

even better: ROTFLMAOOLWLTTMHMLWIMMOVAW!

OMG you lost me after ROTFLMAO... :axe:

 

[Guest]

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud while listening to the microwave heating my lunch which is made mainly of vegetables and water

haven't been in the messenger much, huh ?

edit: once, i read all tolstoi's works on this method.

 

[druglessdouglas]

how do you know a hippys being overdoing the drugs? What? i didnt say anything :wink:

 

[Guest]

i've read this in the web a long time ago, don't recall where.

Q: how do you pregnant a hippie girl ?

A: you cum on her feet and let the flies do all the work.

 

[druglessdouglas]

yayayayayayay. think i know her. Hippy goes to his doctor and say -doctor, i think ive got skin cancer-lets have a look, says the doc-hippy shows him this-6.0221367x10exp23. dont worry son its only a mole :butthead:

 

[druglessdouglas]

what do you call a hippy with a 4kg brain? a thief

 

[sg4me]

i've read this in the web a long time ago, don't recall where.

Q: how do you pregnant a hippie girl ?

A: you cum on her feet and let the flies do all the work.

ohhh! sick :wink: