Ants are sick.
They took over my bachelor basement once, only for a plant of Salvia.
Over a few days they secretly build a ramp under the pot of the plant, and started dragging it along the window, towards the part of the sliding window that was open. The funny part was that I had a grating on it, large enough that ants haven't noticed it, but small enough for the plant t be drugged through it. Stupid ants.
So I laughed at them, and then killed a few with my slipper.
And that's when THEY ATTACKED!!
They were everywhere, armies of them, battalions, marching in rows, one wave after another.... It was horrible, first they took over my kitchen table, then they took over computer table as well. Now they were coming after my fridge, there was sooo many and i was sooo stoned... I had no other choice but to retreat to the washroom, but they were moving on, and on, and on... I was sooo freaking scared... i wanted to make a run for it, but by that time they already gained control over the entrance...
I was in my washroom, startled to death, freaked out, fighting for life with my slippers...
That's was when i remembered I had a bottle of "Raid Spider Spray" just above the kitchen table..
So i made a run for it, and praised be evolution that haven't given ants the ability to jump. I've opened the door to the washroom and run out, while they rushed in. Grabbed a bottle of spray and retreated to the washroom, spraying everything in front of me. And a miracle - spider spray worked on ants. They were dropping dead on a spot, but more and more were coming!
Slowly, inch by inch foot by foot I was taking back what's mine.
But they were not retreating. They were coming and coming, every one of these little soldiers was fighting until the last drop of it's blood in it's tiny veins, if ants even have a kind of thing called veins....
I salute your bravery, ants, it would be an honor to die by your claws!
And there i was, sweating cold blood, over the piles and piles of dead ants.
And i lifted the modem, under which they build the last stronghold of their Third Rei
