first time on salvia...40X...what....the....fuck.........:O

[fizzog]

well, I finally tried salvia, got a new bong, new pipe, new torch lighter, for the occasion, and then I found that nothing happened...

I would like to say that the website I got my extract from (www.salvia.uk.com)
took way too long to send the order, had to email them twice before they moved, and MOST OF the extract didn't work. so do not even consider them to buy from. ugh...

but then I made a cockup. well, it's not a cockup because it was so incredibly amazing and has changed my life.. BUT anyways...here is the story of what happens when you get pissed off and empty a quater vial of salvia 40X into an improvised bong bowl...


ok, so I figured out that my pipe bowl could be screwed onto my bong instead of the bong bowl, which was smaller, so I decided that I would empty the vial into it and see if it finally worked. I held the jetflame over the bowl and ripped on it hard, my entire lung capacity, and held in for 25 seconds, then took one more of the same..then the fun began.

I remember thinking "oh fuck, I'm going to fall over", and managing to put the bong down, then falling onto my floor, I was immediately knowing this had worked, as you can imagine, just by the completely nonfeeling of everything I was in contact with (I have loads of cushions)

I looked down at my hands and they just drifted at incredible speed miles and miles into this black space that had taken over my vision, and I felt every part of my soul being pulled infront of me. At this point "I" was freakled out, but by somemiracle "I" managed to just let it take me, and as "I" moved forwards, it was like these two enourmous walls on either side of me that went on forever, consisting of thousands and thousands of lasers of new colours (think pink floyd times 50 million), but the walls were seethrough, and "I" could see that thay were like huge nets stretching on into infinity, "I" was moving faster and faster and as I began to catch up with my hands they had become what I percieved to be police cars.

NEW YORK:

"I" looked up again and the lasers warped and fluctuated into the structure of new york ( I have never been to new york so what the fuck?) and I went past these cars, and realised that "I" was in a huge chase with them, them ore and more and more of these hand/cars appeared untill it was like somthing out of Blues brothers, but the wierd most fucked up thing was that everytime my soul (getting bored of saying "I") went past them, they would phase out behind me and then go back into this MASSIVE formation of extremely complex circulartrisqaures, like some sick fucker had packed every single 3d shape into one infinite spectrum of perfectly enginnered and rehearsed chaos, then I would fly/drive/drift/ past them again and it would loop like that for ages...

then it got wierd.

the walls suddenly had this huge ripple and curved into my path, and begam what I can only desribe as a marble run, and I must have been the marble because I felt the rolling, and I was seeing from all the infinite sides of the circle, seeing this universal mass of lasers which were now bending around me...hmm, got to find a better way to explain that....

it was like every section of marble run I would go down would ripple as I went past, constantly flashing on every spextrum of light in every conceivable colour all at once.

I ("rolled"???????) out of this and rose into this incredible hyperspcacial network of lasers and lights, fluctuating in dense geometric/antigeometric circular tri-sqaures, and they told me in a soundless voice everything about everything about everything I have ever questioned or wondered about, but then the "voice" grew tense, and I could feel myself being pulled away, the cyberspace warping VERY voilently all around me. The voice became a cheeky laugh as I flew backwards, the sensation of which is onlt so incredibly fucked up because you feel like you are moving at impossible speed, but all the laserspace around me was moving really really really slowly in the same direction.

Then, it got past the point of wierd, in the words of douglas adams, "it was the product of a mind not just twisted, but actually sprained"

I was back in my bedroom, this is to say, I was still in "space" but I coulf feel my bedroom, but the space slwoly drifted away from me, and I become none over than my carpet,, at this point I was willing to accept that I had been kidnapped by a mafia cartel of secret carpet makers and flattened, and just when I thought it was getting more normal (my mind was pumping ideas which were slightly day to day) I felt liek I was rising again, and it was like this huge huge HUGE waterfall of illusion and a pathway leading into it, I moved towards this and it was just liek the scene from "The ring" where the girl kind of fast forwards, towards you, accept it moved into me, and I became it, looking at me, laughing at this pitiful creature trying to walk towards me. I laughed, and then heard music. Pink floyd. I took a breath and was instantly catapulted into
"reality"

I looked around and found I was downstairs with my dad smiling at me saying "you would freak out someone on acid man..".

and now the same thing from the perspective of my dad..lol

This is were it gets fucked up

my dad heard me fall over and hit the floor and came into my room to see me sitting with this absolutely massive grin, eyes open, and my pupils had filled my entire iris, he didn't rouch me, but sat for me in case anything bad happened, I wriggled forwards and somehow managed to stand up, then just kept trying to climb inside of my bong, so he picked me up and carried me downstairs where I was less likely to die by inhalation of an acrylic bong.

he was watching pink floyd: Pulse, on dvd and he told me I was just sitting there, and I'm guessing it must have been at the point where I had this voice speakign to me, becasue I was talking/mumbling, in what he describes as "backwards gibberish".
he felt my forhead to make sure I wasn't overheating on it or anything, and I was freakifhly hoti n the face so he got a wet flannel and put it on my face as I just sat and grinned (I'm guessign this is where I had the waterfall picture) and he laughed at me and took the flannel off, sat down, then he says that he watched my eyes suddenly go from giant to looking like I'd taken about a gram of speed, then back to normal. then I took one massive breath and was back.

my first question "where is the carpet shop" the answer..."what..the fuck?"

I am in complete awe as I write this, This experience has changed my perceptions so radically on everything, I am at this insane level of increased awareness of everything, like with E but without the side effect of dancing like a maniac.

I will take salvia again, but not for a while....

I have a feeling that had I been in the wrong mood for this trip, I would have had a nightmare that was indescribable..the trip was insane, I didn't know I was tripping, I wasn't me, I was anything in creation all at one time..

please..anyone who hasn't tried salvia..respect this plant...or it will get extremely pissed off with you..:O

hope people enjoy reading this more than my experience with K (had no replies:O)

peace to everyone.

Fizzog.

 

[Meduzz]

good report

amazing how one gets pulled from reality and thrown back in with different perspectives.

 

[Guest]

nice trip report. you are lucky to have such nice parents living an caring for you (and experienced, i conclude). i think you got the main message that salvia teaches all their respectful users...

 

[fizzog]

Daytripper:

heh, you are so right, my mum is not drug inclined herself but my dad is an oldschool hippie, or used to be back in the 60's, I warned him that if he heard anyone gibbering it was probabyl going to be me, but yeh, I am lucky, I only wish that every person could have the same situation (imagine if your parents were both narcotics agents..:O)

Meduzz:

I know just what you mean, I mean..seriously, the way it just throws away every assumption you have about anything, I suppose it was a little like Ketamine in the respect that every time I thought "oh hah, this is too impossible" it gets even more impossible, but on salvia...you just think "oh well that's normal"

certainly a holy herb. plus it doesn't make me puke voilently like K did :?

 

[BrainEater]

shit man that sounds just awesome!!!
funnily, until the point were you go to new york, my friend had exactly the same trip like you, but meanwhile he was spending his time crawling on the floor and trying to figure out what the leg of another friend was who was sitting next to him.
shit man and that was only 15x extract, i wonder what 40x does, but well then... i can imagine after reading your post!

really good report!!!! stay tuned!!!!

greetings

8)

 

[fizzog]

heh, thnks man, hah, your friend must have has one hell of a trip hiself, heh, seriously though, I mean, it was like this strange initiation feeling when I had fallen over and knew I was going to start tripping, it was like this internal question in my mind like it was asking me if I was sure I could cope somthing along the lines of "do you realise that if you think I'm going to just let go o your soul when you can't take any more, you are wrong, you are mine now, and you will take whatever you get."

literally it was like somthing was asking me that, also now I look back on it, I can see that if you don't indulge in set/setting, if you were even slightly in the wrong mindset, you would have the most horrific nightmare conceivable, honestly it is just so damned potent.

I just want to reiterate though, DO NOT buy from www.salvia.uk.com, because they took so long that it took the piss, the jet lighter stopped working the day afterwards, even despite the fact that I refilled it, the pipe I ordered snapped after I put it down after it's first use with ganja, and I'm constantly worrying about the bong breaking. hasn't yet buy yeh, just a heads up for the people.

"buy the ticket, take the ride"

 

[????????]

I wriggled forwards and somehow managed to stand up, then just kept trying to climb inside of my bong

that's very funny!!

and your dad is way cool :wink:

 

[fizzog]

heh, he is indeed, I tell you, I am extraordinarily lucky to have parents that allow experimentation, rather than being blinded by antidrug propoganda.

 

[HeartCore]

What strikes me from your post, is that part of the extract was (according to you), not working.

Couldn't it be that you just had bad luck or beginners problems using that first part? It seems kind of flakey to have one part of the extract non-active while the other unloads the universe into your brain...

Just mentioning it because I don't really like vendor bashing at the start of such a nice trip report

L&p
Hc

 

[fizzog]

I wish I could say it was just vendor bashing, or that it was beginners luck, but I shall delve into it, first of all, I ordered a bong, a pipe, a lighter, and the salvia40x, now the garuntee on thier own website sayd that all deliveries are despatched within one day, and then two allow up to two weeks maximum for recieving...I wiated twol weeks, and had to email them twice before they dispatched it, even though they had sent me a comfirmation email saying that had my money, and then I had to wait another month and about 3 more emails untill that actually sent the stuff, so that is why I am so bitter to begin with...

I wish it was begginers luck, but it wasn't, I torched a tiny amount at first with no effect, then a slightly bigger amount, then bigger, then yet bigger and with two whole bong hits, nothing happened, I guess I got lucky with the last quarter or so left.

but yeh, the day afterwards after I had used it, the pipe broke into three seperate peices and the lighter packed up. so I am willing to venderbash with these certain people I'm afraid...

 

[buffachino]

Great report, sounds like you had an insightful voyage into hyperspace.

Your first unsuccessful attempts could have been a result of you not smoking correctly; salvia has a higher burn temperature than that of cannabis, so you may have failed to light it properly whilst attempting to inhale harder than you should have, resulting in the salvia having been drawn into the bong without being lit.

I suggest you try a smaller amount next time, perhaps with gauze in the bowl to prevent it being wasted; light the salvia constantly while you take your hit, and begin by inhaling slowly then building up pressure as it burns. And hold it as usual.
If you still don’t succeed with smaller amounts, then perhaps you are just more tolerant, or perhaps this vendor cuts their extract with a non active substance.

Nonetheless, it’s good to hear that you respect lady salvia.
Now someone send me some!

Peace.