I was so dizzy and disoriented the first time I smoked a cigarette I puked all over myself.

Don't answer his call! And tell your weed guy what happened. Seriously why would you purposely ruin someone's life? It was your own stupidity for showing the cop your bag of weed. And anyways the cop can't do anything now after the fact, especially since he has used this unethical scheme. Just...

Religion = ignorance. http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4234

Lizards Rapidly Evolve After Introduction to Island news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080421-lizard-evolution.html

I watched a documentary on Nostradamus and it showed how he simply plagiarized history books. He based his predictions on the fact that humans continue to make the same mistakes and that history seems to repeat itself. Maybe when a civilization gets too big, too lazy, too confident etc. there's...

http://www.leap.cc/cms/index.php Search for "war on drugs" documentary at youtube: Search for "war on drugs" at http://chomsky.info http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Xa8Irev2E http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Drugs

Point was just because we're at the top of the food chain doesn't mean we're not a part of nature. Just being anal retentive. It's as weighted as you want it to be. If I use it to ask a question with theological overtones then it may seem very weighted and profound to religious people. If I ask...

Why are you defining two words that have already been defined? How are you defining two words that have already been defined? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/why http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/how I will trust an English teacher's explanation of the words "how" and "why," but not...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson If you think quantum mechanics is "unable to prove too much" you should either educate yourself, or educate the rest of the world. Historical data shows that ingesting copious amounts of THC decreases the likelihood of doing either of those things.

Don't worry spisshak. BP poured a few million barrels into the ocean and I haven't noticed any negative effects at all.

When I was facing fed time for a crime I didn't commit, I jumped at the chance to take a lie detector test. My attorney at the time knew I was innocent (of the charges I was facing) and advised me against taking it. He told me the test was not an exact science but rather an art that...

Yeah I always thought of spirituality as being more of an emotion or state of mind whereas belief in god is more of a... coping mechanism? Social influence? One thing is for sure though, both of them are figments of our imagination and not based on any scientific evidence.

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She has the type of face that when I look at it I can't help myself from imagining her sitting on the toilet and taking a fat dump. Also can't help myself from thinking about all the pain and suffering she is in charge of causing.

K last one I promise. This shit's funny.......

"Gone"..... http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Yp6U_5qEE0Y

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